Thursday, December 04, 2008

banns

John Spitznogle and Mary Ellen Grememspacher Spitznogle
are thrilled to announce the engagement of their daughter
Miss Nora Leona Spitznogle
to her long-time friend
Mr. Sofa Davenport

Miss Spitznogle and Mr. Davenport have become especially close lately, Miss Spitznogle barely able to leave Mr. Davenport's side in the last week.

Mr. Davenport is a long time family friend. He has been a part of Miss Spitznogle's paternal family for generations. He first came to live with the Bauer family in the 1930s, occupying a place of honor in the living room. He was host to several parties, baptisms and was even present when family members were "laid out" in the front room. He there when young Nora Bauer Spitznogle brought her nine children (including Miss Spitznogle's father, John) to visit their aunts and uncles. 

In the 1970s, Mr. Davenport was moved to the basement and covered with blankets. He was a mighty port in storms and and electrical outages and provided a cozy spot for resting between washing and ironing chores.

Miss Spitznogle began admiring Mr. Davenport in the late 1990s, but didn't want to come across as too forward. She heard the Mr. Davenport was being auctioned off with other household goods in 2003. She began saving her tip money in order to secure Mr. Davenport's release.

Miss Spitznogle's father was present the day the auctioneer came to move the contents of the house. His cousin Rosemary Bauer in conference with the auctioneer decided to burn Mr. Davenport. Mr. Spitznogle jumped in just in time to stop Mr. Davenport from certain death.

Mr. Davenport has resided at Miss Spitznogle's home for the last five years, making himself available to countless touring musicians and guests. Mr. Davenport was recently portrayed in a very realistic cartoon here.

Miss Spitznogle and Mr. Davenport have not set a date yet, they are enjoying their engagement in the mean time. 

10 comments:

terah said...

I was so excited for you until I got to the name of your fiancee. Hope you start feeling much better very soon!

Kim said...

You know I'll be happy to babysit when you and Mr. Davenport pop out your first little ottoman!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go nap on my own Mr. Loveseat. I'm sick too. Gah.

Ralph said...

Okay, as wrong as it is I am laughing at this. I mean really laughing - hard.
Ralph

Jerry said...

Do you call him Mr. Loveseat in private?

Marla said...

Funny, so very funny! I need some laughs in my life lately. Thanks for that post!!

Rachel said...

Well Nora you have finally found Mr. Right!!! Very funny stuff!!

bad influence girl said...

It's inspiring to see a long-term relationship work out these days. I'm so happy for both of you.

LZ Blogger said...

Nora ~ How very VERY nice for you BOTH! ~ jb///

Granny Annie said...

I am crocheting your wedding afghan. Hey, you could easily say Sofa Davenport was my second husband and he was tried and true.

Jamie Dawn said...

That is some superb, comedic writing!!
Love it!