As you now know, I'm a time-wasting champion.
In avoiding writing, laundry, cleaning and basic hygiene this morning I found a great Web site.
Click on the post title to name your band.
Enter your name and the Web site generates some suggestions for band names.
Queen Bee Music is the name of my music Web site and Broad Ripple Gazette column.
Fractional Queenbee of the Nechro Killer
Queenbee Average [average, finally!]
Queenbee of the Route Gum [sounds like the first step to the a root canal]
Seasoned Queenbee and the Thursday
A Blogger Band?
Chez Pez Agreement
Chez Pez of the Other
Chez Pez Lumber
Chez Pez of the Dong [wild blushing]
Nipple of the Chez Pez Gum [this one made diet Pepsi come out of my nose]
Huge Chez Pez of the Undefeated Generation
Chez Pez Diner [the name of my next coffeehouse]
Tramp Chez Pez
Elated Chez Pez
Chez Pez Breeze [tongue twister to the z]
Nora as a solo act?
Nora Creep of the Young Stereo [Great punk-rock name -Nora Creep]
Nora Rhubarb [Grandma Nora made legendary rhubarb pie]
Rude Nora [in my mind anyway]
Nora of the Anywhere
Nora Spitznogle Scar and the Kung-fu Koala [fit that on a marquee!]
Nora Spitznogle of the Spoiled Author [don't I wish!]
Last Nora Spitznogle [sad, but true]
Nora Spitznogle Caravan [led by a Chevy pick-up truck]
Lymph Nora Spitznogle
Nora Spitznogle #45 [wild, since I am 45!]
Confined Nora Spitznogle of the Fair Terminal
Nora Spitznogle Week
Nora Spitznogle Canal and the Slippery Snow [sounds a bit pornographic]
Canvas Nora Spitznogle
Aurora Spitznogle [strangely close to Nora Spitznogle]
Spitznogle of the Complicated
Snippy of the Struggling [especially after a 9 hour waitressing shift]
Spitznogle Variety [oh, we've got variety]
Ivory Spitznogle [more like pale]
And I could not resist this:
Cliff Morrow Skin
Excess Cliff Morrow and the Explorer
Cliff Morrow Sudden
Full Cliff Morrow
Excess Cliff Morrow
Punky Cliff Morrow
Spiritual Cliff Morrow of the Ill Envelope
Cliff Morrow Proxy
Incident Cliff Morrow and the Stilt Streak
Cliff Morrow Formal
Crabby Dad Mansion
Crabby Dad Incognito
Crabby Dad Shapely
Crabby Dad Havoc
Crabby Dad of the Distant
Crabby Dad Profanity
Crabby Dad Drunk
Crabby Dad Doubtless
Crabby Dad Wishbone
Refried Crabby Dad
I cannot possible think of one more way to waste time -- off to the shower!