These sensible boots are on some stylish woman at a swanky hotel opening. I couldn't stand the snow boots one more day, so I broke out my brown 1970s Frye boots.
The
JW Marriott is Indianapolis' newest upscale hotel. It has changed Indianapolis' skyline — it is now the seventh tallest building in Indianapolis.
It has been fun to watch the construction from our seats at Victory Field during the baseballs games the last two seasons.
I'm not someone who likes building for the sake of building, but the new hotel fits into the skyline. The building has a gentle curve that mirrors the center of the town,
Monument Circle.
I was invited by the opening by Risa, who was on the
Bahamas trip last Super Bowl Sunday. It was almost like being in the Bahamas. With an ice storm and winter coats at a
potato fork, which I still need to navigate walking up and down my driveway. The valet parking guys were kind enough to not point it out, although they had to wonder what the heck it was doing in the front seat.
You can see a photo of me and some swanky folks at the party by
clicking here — we made the Talk of our Town section of the Indianapolis Star. Society folks at our finest!
I loved seeing everyone and drinking a fancy $10 pomegranate Cosmopolitan and pretending I was one of the swells.
I feel like the article calls for a Paul Harvey, 'rest of the story' explanation.
First of all, I worked at the Red Key last night and it was 4:30 in the morning before I was showered and in bed. Up at 9:00 for a meeting at church, then 10:30 Mass, followed by working at Marigold all day. Not to mention that the ice made everything from walking to driving difficult.
At half time of the game I started to head to the washroom but decided to go to the lobby to call Dad instead. I knew that he would enjoy hearing about the new hotel, all of the televisions, who I was hanging out with and the fancy drink.
Dad sounded a little odd and swore that he had not dipped into his homemade wine. I asked if he wanted me to drive out, and he did. Which he never does.
I thanked my hostess and joined my friends in the valet queue. I was concerned enough that I didn't take time to go to the restroom.
The drive to the farm from downtown took about 25 anxious minutes.
I drove straight back to the chicken house, now repurposed to his workshop. Dad was fine and working on restoring an old cider press that he remembers using as a child.
I was relieved that he was okay and slid back out the door to make the trek to the house and bathroom.
I crashed through layers of ice and snow in my beautiful boots on the way to the house, falling twice. Trust me, falling in the freezing cold and struggling to stand up while having to pee is torture. Why did I leave the potato fork in the car?
I finally made it to the house. The laundry room door was iced shut — three inched of ice kept the door from moving. I skated cross-legged and fell up the step to the kitchen door. Same deal, iced shut.
Back to the work shop, more falling, more crashing through the ice-crusted snow, to burst into through the door.
N: [hopping from foot to foot] Dad! How do you get into the house?
D: [looking at me like I was nuts] What do you mean?
N: [exasperated] How are you getting into the house?
D: I use the ski pole.
N: [shouting] What?
D: The ski pole I found in the ditch.
N: [with tears of frustration] How. Are. You. Opening. The. Door. To. Get. In. The. House?
D: I wonder how a ski pole got in the ditch. It's amazing what I find out there.
N: [screaming] Dad! I NEED to get in the house.
D: The doors are frozen.
N: Yes! Have you been living in the workshop this week?
D: [looking at me like I'd said the most ridiculous thing ever] I go through the garage.
N: [so relieved I almost wet my pants] How do you get in?
D: Through the garage.
N: How. Do. You. Open. The. Garage. Door?
D: I push the button.
N: What button.
D: I think it says 'enter.'
I crashed back out the door, this time following the path of the driveway, and using by best ice-skating techniques made it to the garage door. I flipped open the key pad (things are getting modern at the farm) and jabbed 'enter' with my mittened finger as hard as I could.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Arrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh.
Remember that bad word that Ralphie said in A Christmas Story, when he was helping his dad change the tire?
That was my mantra all the way back to the work shop.
N: Dad! I couldn't get the garage door open!
D: Did I tell you there was a code?
N. Nooooooo....what is it?
D: I haven't told you the code before?
N: I don't know....can I have it now?
D: It's ****. Do you want the ski pole?
N: I'll be back.
This time I took a different route. To the back of the cow barn.
All of the practice of going to the bathroom outdoors in my farm-girl childhood paid off. The added layers of clothes and coat and sub-zero weather added to the fun. I did it. And didn't get any on my boots.
And that is the rest of the story: from the society page to peeing behind a barn.
Ain't life glamorous?
Dad and the damn ski pole.